The Digital Dad

Man am I sore! So the last few weeks I’ve been hitting the gym with my coworkers every weekday morning at 6:30AM. I’ve also been cutting down on the calories, switched from soda to water (Thank you Crystal Light To Go packs.), and no more snacks at work. Thinkin’ I’m startin’ to look a tad bit sexy. Of course, I now weigh more than I ever have! But whatever. True to form, the wife still doesn’t wanna have anything to do with me. Any other ladies out there looking for a buff-ish geek?

Enjoy your day, Mom’s. You deserve much more than a single day for all that you do. I know that without his Mommy, Liam would always be dressed in ragged, food-stained, unmatching outfits, enjoying hearty dinners of Gummy Krabby Patties, Candy Corn, and Coco Wowa. (Coca-Cola for those of you without 2 year olds.) So thanks, Moms. We Dads may mow the yard and grill the burgers and squish the spiders and believe we share chores equally (Ha!), but the universe is run by Mommies. So raise your sippies, ye sons and daughters. Three cheers for Mommy! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip HOORAY!

So, honey…. What’s for dinner?

Wow! Who’d ever have thought the day would come? In 3 days I will become a college graduate. A grand ending to a glorious eleven or so years. Hmm, when I say it like that, it’s kinda yucky. Nevertheless! My name shall forever be penned in the annals of history as he who would not, did not give up. I stared adversity straight on and cried “Nay!” “I will not go gentle into that good night! Rage, rage against the dying of the light!”
Okay, getting a tad carried away. The point is, I did it. And I’ll be honest, I’m proud. There was many a day I never thought I’d actually make it this far. So take that, me! Haha!
Now if I can get through the next 2 years of graduate school I’ll be aces.